I just love this ad, makes me want to break into a song. I propose looping it to emos, it’ll kill them (hopefully) or put some sense back into them.
Mr. Bill O’ Reilly was the latest to catch the Scottie bug of reversing and flipping seemingly unflappable decisions and facts. 2 years ago, after the Center of Media and Public Affairs (CMPA) for releasing a study that Democrats receive more favorable media coverage than the Republicans, Bill O’Reilly hailed the organization’s president, Dr. Robert Lichter, as “a truth-teller.” On his Fox News show, O’Reilly praised Lichter’s findings as definitive proof “that the media leans left” because “the stats are the stats.”
However, after proving that news channel are tougher on Senator Barack Obama using the exact same methodology from two years ago, Mr. O’ Reilly is now lambasting CMPA studies as “misleading” and an “enormous mistake”.
Since this concerns the upcoming American elections, the mainstream media did cover this, so there’s no need for me to summarize the whole incident like the 2 earlier news reports which I heard over a telepathic radio.
Within 24 hours of Scottie’s case, Mr. Jame Gumb (court sketch above) in another controversial court case was acquitted of the charge of repeated entering and usage of female toilets, the case was yet again, settled with silhouettes.
After seven hours of intense and exhilarating debate, the Supreme Court of Malaysia acquitted Scottie the Yorkshire Terrier and his owner of all charges and sentenced the kind busybody Samaritan who took the picture above to three months of community service for infringement of privacy, and ordered Sentosa’s management to pay for Scottie’s hair replanting bills, because they were directly responsible for causing extreme distress to the poor canine during its month long court ordeal, leading to its hair loss. The operation which would take place at a top secret animal hospital at Switzerland could cost up to two million US Dollars.
There you have it, I’m officially on TV.
